Lancer

Funny Lance:

The other day he stood up tall and said, "I'm a tower."
I said, "Wow, you're really tall."
Then he grabbed his butt and said, "this diaper is the parking garage."

...hmm, should I take a whiff and see if there are any "cars" parked inside?

Speaking of cars, I asked him what kind of car he was going to drive when he grows up.
He said, "Um...a caboose."

way cool kid