Strainer Head

Last Weekend

This is what you do when it's 103 outside! First you attach the hose to the umbrella and put it on the "shower" setting. Then you run around it about 60 times. Then you eat a Push-Up. Bonus: after eating it, the plastic plunger thingy makes a great pretend sprinkler.

Sand & Water

Hello, water table. It's been too long...
Lance is footloose and cast-free. He's all healed up and ready to get down and dirty in the backyard again.

"I'm into it."

It begins. Luke has been introduced to Star Wars. As he was watching for the first time last night, I said to Matt, "I really hope he doesn't get into it." Without breaking his gaze on the TV, he said, "I'm into it."

Mother's Day Laugh

My friend emailed this to me awhile back and I thought it was hilarious. At this exact moment, my van looks like the finished product in this video.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HEFE3B0Rje0

(Sorry, I can't figure out the proper way to get the link on here. You'll have to copy and paste. What am I doing wrong?)

My Lunch Dates

I went to a hair bow making class at church this morning. Weird, I know. But, I like crafts and I need to meet people in my new ward. Anyone need hair bows? Luke and Lance don't. Anyway, to reward L&L for their 90 minutes of pretty decent behavior (there were lots of glue guns and irons there, so Luke was good), I took them to lunch. Luke chose Panda Express with a trip to Barnes and Noble afterwards. The 3 item combo barely feeds us anymore. Lance can now eat all the chicken from 2 servings of Mushroom Chicken. Luke eats the mushrooms and the Orange Chicken, which leaves me with a big pile of zucchini. Thanks, guys!

Street Sweeping and a Kiss